Archive for May, 2006
Holy Blood, Holy Elephant
Apologies for my absence of late. I’ve been resting to recover from my latest attack. This one was triggered by the shock of running into a giant robotic elephant in Trafalgar Square. It sprayed water in my eye unremorsefully as I looked to the sky and bellowed obscenities. Another victory for art in the struggle against man. Will I never be set free?
