Archive for August, 2009
Online Dating Is A Curious Thing
“Whatever you give me, I will make greater.
If you give me sperm, I’ll give you a baby.
If you give me a house, I’ll give you a home.
If you give me groceries, I’ll give you a meal.
If you give me a smile, I’ll give you my heart.
I multiplies and enlarges what you given to me.
So, if you give me any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit..”
What do I win if I give her crabs?
