“I am just going inside and may be some time.”
"Of course I’ll never regenerate into a woman," laughed the Doctor, raising his fist, "I fucking hate women!"
My astonishing gift of prophecy is slightly tainted by the fact that all my premonitions are a) about the plots of television programmes and b) untrue.
My name is Sam Peeps. I had an accident and I woke up in 2009. Am I mad, in a coma, or wandering around London in a drunken stupor? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed in a different Travelcard Zone. Now, maybe if I write about it on the internet, I can get home.
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